A middle-aged man from Saba Saba estate in Mombasa was forced to throw out his girlfriend at night for farting endlessly.
According to the man’s friend and neighbour known as Kahindi, his friend had chips fungad the lady from a local night joint where she worked as a waiter, not knowing that she was highly talented in aimlessly releasing pungent atomic smells.
“The lady was the one serving us at our table all the time because my friend didn’t want any other person to serve us. He seems to have been smitten by the lady’s beauty as he kept on giving her tips every time she served us. Even at the pub, there was a foul smell that hit us hard. I suspected one of our friend known as Mwangi who shamelessly feasted on mutura the whole night. I didn’t suspect that it could be the lady. I was really surprised to find out that it was actually the lady who was choking us,” said the man’s friend Kahindi.
The middle-aged man is said to have woken neighbours at mid-night hurling all sorts of insults at the lady he had chips fungad, claiming that she was a walking gas cylinder farting shamelessly at the expense of his sleep.
“I came with this lady here about one hour ago but I was almost dying because of this shameless lady farting endlessly. I have not even slept an inch. She is a walking gas cylinder. She has filled the whole house with fart,” cursed the man.